I’ve been thinking about this for a while, but I saw a post on how most Twitter users do not use the service, and thought I’d expand some thoughts. The majority of my friends do not Tweet. Nor does my family. They do not care about it. They see “follow us on Twitter” during TV broadcasts and don’t know why they should. Further, they are not getting more interested despite an increasing barrage of the service. If anything, they are even less intrigued to the mystique that is Twitter than ever before. Note that some of my screenshots contain vulgar language – nothing compared to Xbox Live banter, but you’ve been warned.
Here’s the “first impression” a user gets by coming to twitter:
Independent of all other things, this doesn’t really give any insight as to why people are going crazy about Twitter. If I’ve heard that Oprah and Ashton are tweeting, and my favorite football player, and it’s the latest hottest thing, and all I see is a static page with a bunch of random-seeming terms, I’m not yet compelled. Further, the major tagline “Share and discover what’s happening right now, anywhere in the world” isn’t exactly right. If you make a search like “how are things in haiti” you get a very bizarre set of responses that do not inherently answer the question. Knowing how to search in Twitter is important, yet isn’t taught. Showing hashtags also overly geeks up the screen, and in a bad way. To continue this “new user experience”, I clicked on “pregnancy pact” (was curious) and saw the following:
This didn’t really explain anything to me, just showed me, well, the exact type of garbage the average person does not want to be reading. It’s not even gossip/fun, it’s just *weird*. Sure there’ll be the occasional clever gem, but for the most part, especially with popular topics, it’s becoming a haven for spam or utter drivel. Also, as an aside, Twitter should not display foul language to users who aren’t logged in – some people still prefer to keep vulgarity elsewhere. It actually gets even worse if you look at trending topics:
Huh? No thanks.
Now how about the new user experience from the perspective of following someone they were “told” to follow. The @CNN account shows recent CNN headlines, as it should. However, this does not exactly “add value” to someone’s life, as finding CNN headlines is relatively easy to do. How about mega-celebrity @Oprah?
Not exactly new and interesting, and definitely not “real-time”. All we’ve learned is she seems to like Avatar, uses capital letters inappropriately, and then includes a bunch of things that look like gobbledygook. Why? Because once you do get “into” Twitter, you start using acronyms, links, and vocabulary that make texting look downright poetic. What’s a ow.ly? Who’s RT? It looks foreign and daunting. It’s as if there’s a huge “insider’s” club, and if you don’t get it, you feel awkward and alienated.





Despite starting Blogger,
I’d probably feel slightly smug, if I didn’t feel so sick.